This is something I'm a master at. I cold ace any class if it was purely about ranting and raving. I could rant for hours. I won't. But I could. Take it from me, there's a lot that annoys me in this world! It's nice to smile, but sometimes it's healthy to just moan. I promise it wont be boring. I hope.
And to be honest, who doesn't moan about loud, noisy, annoying children on the bus. And by children, I'm not on about your typical crying baby. They're annoying, but they're babies. It's what they do. They cry. I'm on about the really annoying teenage children. You know the ones. They sit at the back of the bus and make more noise than the crying baby in the wheelchair section. Know who I'm on about yet? If you don't you need to get out more.
Scrap that. Stay right where you are. I wouldn't subject you to the torture that is the headache you get afterwards.
Right. So I'm on the bus on the way home and these kids are behind my friends and myself. I'm just casually having a chat with my friends and decide that their conversation is far too loud to just ignore. So I listen in. It's fun right? We all do it sometimes. We're nosy. Humans just are. Don't deny it. You've looked at someones phone while they're texting. Don't lie to me. I know you have. So they're talking about who they would and wouldn't 'do'.
Bare in mind I called these people children for a reason. They're about 12. Seriously? When I was 12 I didn't care about who the hell I'd have sex with. I didn't want sex. I was scared of it. Penises were gross and funny looking, so I'd assume. At that age, I'd never seen one. It was something taboo. I still called it a willy. Sex education was awkward and the word 'willy' made me laugh so much I'd cry. Right? That was 5 years ago. How much has changed?!
If nothing else, listening in on matters that don't concern us really did give us something to laugh at, even if it was via text to the person I was sat next to. It was a matter of exchanging rolls of our eyes and planning what to blog about. Voila! Thank you, noisy chav people!!
But seriously. Just shut up next time. You're 12. Go colour in some books.
